First Amendment

Who else, but me, gets kicked out of a free Blogging 101 course, hosted by the site that hosts MY BLOG.

WTF?

DOES THE INSANITY EVER END?

It’s really not me….YA’LL ARE THE CRAZY ONES…..sorry…I WON IN FEDERAL COURT.

Haterade

It really pisses me off when people set about to destroy me, but it also motivates me more positively than any other thing.  I really thank my haters.

I NEED TO GIVE A QUICK SHOUT-OUT TO MY PARENTS…..THANK YOU!

Bathing Part II

I bathed.  I still feel the same, except cleaner.

AN HOUR LATER….

I put a shirt on but it’s been too much trouble to get up for clean panties.  I think those on the floor right there will do just fine.

 

Kidney Failure

I think I have a kidney failing….shit….and I don’t even go to a doctor….

does a failing kidney=zero alcohol….

don’t we have two kidneys?

Just wondering…cause in my family tree, we all die of stroke, suicide or kidney failure. When I commit suicide, it’s gonna be long and drawn out….like “Titanic”…..just sayin….

I would raise my hand for the stroke…except that only comes past 80…so, no….and no on the suicide….at least the type that kills you immediately.

OMG…wait…does believing in God negate my choice in this matter?

I knew Calvinism was right.

Vizeo

Demons

I have literally been witness to a demon or five making their exit from my flesh when Jesus saved me very abruptly in 2008….six years later, I hearken back to Matthew 12:43-45, as the seven or more really fuck with me hard.

About Me?

I would love to start writing the ‘About Me’ page….but then I’d give away my blog….

Besides…nobody wants to know about me…they want me to listen about them…and I don’t mind…I kinda think that’s why I was born….plus I’m also great to fuck.

Exhale, bitches….

Everyone who has sodomized me, literally and metaphorically, can exhale.  This blog is about me getting rid of my pain, not talking about what’s causing yours.

 

Except you, DADDY, you’re actually fucked.

 

So is your wife.

 

yall better go ahead on and get your altzheimer’s… and daddy, go ahead and have your stroke….don’t live to see this…you won’t like it….I promise…It ain’t over yet.

I ain’t heard no fat bitch singing yet…not one close, anyway….lol….

I WILL MAKE SURE OUR DEFINITIONS OF ‘SHAME’ ARE THE FUCKING SAME BEFORE THAT FAT BITCH STARTS SINGING…so go have your stroke…you would want to…you gonna wish YOU HAD once I get finished, SON.

By the way, daddy, MY MOTHER, SUZANNE,  SAYS HELLO!!!!!!  She also asked if I would please ask you to GO FUCK YOURSELF.

Haha…you laughed at her…you thought you won and she’d never have her day, didn’t you?  haha….and I always thought you were smart….I guess I used my head for a hat rack.

And, I suppose if making INTERNATIONAL NEWS TWO YEARS IN A ROW, WINNING IN FEDERAL COURT, GETTTING ALMOST TWO FUCKING MILLION VIEWS ON MY GODDAMN YOUTUBE CHANNEL isn’t enough to convince you what a HATRACK I GOT….well, I’LL JUST DO BETTER.

 

P.S.  I’m actually the genius YOU FUCKING WASTED.

 

 

Tuna Sandwich

Tonight, my neighbors and I shared a moment….one confronted me with her suspicions of a schizo-affective diagnosis of me…which I honestly had to acknowledge and ponder, being she has been an RN in a psych ward for more than a few years….alas….I googled it…BULLOCKS!!! It’s shit! I only have five of the seven major symptoms…fuck her.

Youtube

I love when Youtube (haters) (flaggers) punish me for being so funny and restricts access to my own channel….and whether you like my videos or whether they disturb you in your dreams matters not…I have over a million and a half views on my channels combined, so suck my purple cock.